Love#01 · 3 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONFuture Sweetheart Application
A funny but genuinely useful dating interview covering intentions, work, independence, transportation, communication, deal-breakers, references, and the final vibe check.
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Interviewing a future sweetheart, new best friend, roommate, pet sitter, holiday guest, relative, neighbor, or dramatically employed coworker? Turn the questions everyone is already thinking into gloriously official paperwork.
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Eight finished favorites are available now. Four more ridiculous applications are coming next.
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Every application shown below is a finished printable PDF with secure checkout and automatic delivery. More forms are being built and added regularly.
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Friends & Family#02 · 4 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONNew Best Friend Application
A friendship interview for people who can survive several conversations across texts and social apps, delayed replies, kids, pets, partners, venting, and emergency snack duty.
Home & Pets#03 · 5 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONRoommate Compatibility Application
Five pages of darkly funny screening for rent, bathroom timing, curfews, TV volume, food needs, guests, safety, boundaries, references, and the Sheldon Clause.
Home & Pets#04 · 4 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONNew Neighbor Application
A sassy four-page neighborhood interview covering sugar, property lines, pool permission, basketball equipment, packages, pets, parking, noise, and fence-related diplomacy.
Home & Pets#05 · 4 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONPet Sitter Application
Four pages of strict, darkly funny screening for food, medicine, poop, escapes, home security, proof-of-life photos, emergencies, and returning every premium wrinkle intact.
Friends & Family#06 · 6 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONHoliday Dinner Guest Application
Six darkly funny pages covering mandatory house rules, food, bathrooms, generational trauma, family exes, surprise guests, cleanup, and leftover custody.
Friends & Family#07 · 6 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONFamily Group Chat Membership Application
Six pages of notification crimes, accidental evidence, family trauma, medical oversharing, ex drama, screenshots, situation tests, and final sentencing.
Work & Career#08 · 6 PAGES
NEWLY APPROVED EDITIONOfficial 'I'm Gonna Quit' Application
Six darkly funny pages for employees who threaten to resign to a boss they actually like, blame one coworker, and still clock in tomorrow - plus signed boss coupons.
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New funny applications are being written, tested, and added regularly. Nothing appears for sale until its complete printable PDF and checkout are ready.
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HOW IT WORKS
From “that's hilarious” to paper in three easy steps.
1Choose one form or the bundle2Pay through secure checkout3Download, print, and laugh
FUNNY WITH A PURPOSE
Joke paperwork people will actually use.
Giftable
Print one for a friend, coworker, new neighbor, pet sitter, or family gathering.
Readable
US Letter pages with roomy answer areas and type people can actually see.
Reusable
Keep your PDF and print another personal-use copy whenever the next applicant appears.
QUESTIONS BEFORE THE QUESTIONS?
Frequently asked paperwork.
What do I receive?
A multi-page digital PDF sized for standard 8.5 × 11-inch US Letter paper. The exact page count appears on each product. Nothing is mailed.
Can I see the whole form before buying?
You can see the style and sample questions here. The complete printable is delivered after purchase so the paid product stays protected.
Can I print it more than once?
Yes, for your own personal use. The files may not be resold, shared online, or redistributed.
Which applications can I buy now?
The first eight applications have secure Payhip checkout and automatic PDF delivery. The remaining four forms and the complete bundle are coming soon.